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I'm a five-year-old Tibetan Mastiff with a heart as big as my bark. I specialize in napping, drooling in inconvenient places, and protecting my humans from suspicious wind gusts, delivery people, and squirrels. I weigh more than a ten-year-old child, and I use that to my advantage whenever I want a snack.

Follow Me on Instagram

Hey hooman! Wanna see more of my zoomies, snack attacks, and top-tier nap formations? Follow me on Instagram at @atibetannamedchunk! I post all my best adventures, sometimes my human helps, but I'm the real star. Come sniff around, leave a like, and don't forget to boop that follow button. Bork bork!

Special Skills

• “Bork Borking”: My bark shakes windows.
• Zoomie Execution: Perfected post-poop running in circles.
• Snack Seeking: You'll never know I was there.
• Strategic Drooling: Always in the spot you'll step in barefoot.

The Bork Blog

This week's edition discusses the art of the post post-poop zoomie and its importance in daily dog life.

Fun Facts

• Breed: Tibetan Mastiff
• Age: 5 years old
• Weight: Classified (but think bowling ball with legs)
• Favorite Hobby: Scaring delivery drivers
• Least Favorite Thing: Getting the fur on my feet trimmed
• Secret Fear: My toes being touched

Behold My Glorious Face

They say a picture's worth a thousand borks. These snapshots capture me in all my glory: mid-zoomie, mid-nap, mid-drool. Viewer discretion advised (for cuteness overload).

Hello Friend

A majestic view from my comfy spot. The world is my oyster (or, well, the floor).

Winter Thoughts

Dreaming of squirrels and adventures beyond the glass while my drool freezes to the windowsill.

Shedding Season

This is my contribution to the carpet's art collection.

Majestic Floof

I lounge against the house while I watch birds use my fur to build nests.

Small Spaces

I may be a very big boy but I enjoy taking naps in small spaces.

In My Element

I have been asked to come inside, but I am quite comfortable out here.

Taking Walkies

I only recently stopped escaping my yard to take walks, now I am a good boy when I walk on a leash.

Road Trips

I love going on adventures with my humans, as long as its not a trip to the vet.

Toasted Croissant

I may not be allowed to eat human food, but I can still dream about it, and drool a little.

Big Thoughts

I often ponder the mysteries of the universe (mostly why I can't eat toilet paper)while napping in the sun.

Drooly Boy

I contribute 110% of all drool production in this household.

Hover Dog

When I tuck in my paws I look like a ball of fluff hovering over the floor.

Blooper Reel

Not every shot is majestic, sometimes the tongue's out, the eyes are crossed, or I trip over my own paws. These are the unfiltered, unflattering, and totally hilarious moments that keep my humans laughing.

Nap Flop

My jowls work well as blankets for my paws when I take an afternoon nap.

I Loaf You

I look like a loaf of bread when I nap on my belly.

Bed Head

When I wake up from a deep nap even my ear fur is messy.

Garlic Knot

Sometimes when I sleep I twist myself into impossible positions.

Autumn Thoughts

When there is no mailman to bork at I like to lean against the fence and watch the leaves fall.

Playing Dress-up

Once in a while I allow my humans to dress me up for special occasions like Halloween.

Say Cheese!

When I sleep in funny positions my humans like to take pictures of me.

Epic Floof

Here is a picture of me looking annoyed after a birthday party where I didn't get any cake.

Pillow Demon

I prefer to sleep on the floor but when I do get into bed and the zoomies hit, it's a whole new level of chaos.

Morning Floofs

Waking up to the sound of the mailman knocking on the door is my favorite alarm clock.

Pillow Demon (Morning Edition)

If you thought the nighttime zoomies were chaotic you have no idea how wild the morning zoomies can get.

Monday Blues

Just like for any other hardworking house dog, Mondays are ruff.